meganimals:

you may have heard that mastiffs can be fantastically lazy beasts. i am here to tell you that you heard correctly


anothermeiswhattherewillneverbe:

The Growing Cycle Of Muggsy in just 1 year. 




themastiffblog:

By Helen
Mabel - “Dashing through the snow!”

themastiffblog:

By Helen

Mabel - “Dashing through the snow!”





http://itsnotthatdeepkmt.tumblr.com/post/90876750162/fellas-why-are-you-so-obsessed-with-having-a-side?

itsnotthatdeepkmt:

Fellas, why are you so obsessed with having a side chick? When did having a side chick become a fetish, a necessity, a goal to have? Is it because of the thrill of getting away with something on the down low with someone else, without your ‘main girl’ knowing? What’s the point in you even wanting…



kingshawn89:

#Niggasbelike #bitchesbelike #sidebitchesbelike #sideniggasbelike 😱😱😱😩😩😤😤😂😂😂😂😂

kingshawn89:

#Niggasbelike #bitchesbelike #sidebitchesbelike #sideniggasbelike 😱😱😱😩😩😤😤😂😂😂😂😂


  • east coasters: i drove through 17 states on the way to work
  • west coasters: i have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. generations have died. children have been born. when will i make it to the promised land
  • Midwesterners: I haven't left a 20 mile radius in 2 years
  • floridians: please help me there are so many oranges they are attacki-


silenthill:

i hate porn. “ohh fuck my ass!!!” you fuck your own damn ass


stoar-punk:

trashpunx:

shit-in-yer-cereal:

tastefullyoffensive:

Notes from Management [ardentleprechaun]

how is he not fired

I want to be Shane’s friend.

I aspire to be Shane




The Slaughter.

Owner of giant breeds, lover of all that breathes.

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